John-Michael Batman Goertz aka El Guapo, JM, El Esplendido Uno

Goals: To ride #36 at Dew Drop Dairys and become a Fire Fighter

Skills: Figures. Girls only want guys with skills, well I guess I'm pretty much the fastest biker I know (maybe)

Home: I hail from the booming metropolis of Niagara-On-The-Lake, Ontario

Favourite Outtatown Memory: September 25- My bday, good times!

Favourite Verse: "I will lead the blind by ways they have not known, along unfamiliar paths I will guide them; I will turn the darkness into light before them and make the rough places smooth. These are the things I will do; I will not forsake them." -Isaiah 42:16

Favourite Movie: Pootie Tang, Boondock Saints

Favourite Quote: "There is more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking." -Zoolander

Favourite Outtatown Location: Seattle was good, however I've liked everywhere we've stayed.

Favourite Team: AMA, Team Suzuki, Matt Maladin, Ben Spies and Aaron Yates (best team ever).

Kip or Napoleon: I'll say I relate to Kip because I'm training to become a cage fighter and enjoy talking to hot babes online all day.

Favourite Boy Band: New Kids on the Block and Rod Stewart( he's a boy).

Favourite 'd' word: Dork, dink ( I can't decide)

An acrositc poem to describe JM, written by JM:

G- Good looking

O- Outragiously good looking

E- Extremely good looking

R- Ridiculously good looking

T- Tremendously good looking

Z- Zebras have nothing on his wild good looks