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Heidi Hoiland aka Heid, Joiland, Heidiho

Home: Amish country - Lancaster, PA

Future Goals: learn to crochet, become fluent in Spanish, beat Lars at every game

Skills: winning hearts games, having clean hair after not washing it for 2 weeks, being awkward, being cute all the time

Favourite Outtatown Memory: beating Dale and Lars at hearts, losing and having to eat 20 figs in one sitting, also drinking a glass of 2 days expired goats milk

Favourite Verse: "My garce is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness. Therefore I will boast all the more gladly about my weaknesses so that Christ's power may rest on me. That is why, for Christ's sake, I delight in weakness, in insults, in hardships, in persecutions, in difficulties. For when I am weak, then I am strong" - 2 Corinthians 12:9-10

Favourite Movie: Its a Mad Mad Mad Mad World, Run Lola Run, The Gods Must be Crazy, Forest Gump

Favourite Quote: "As the wind blows, the trees move. Sitting there eating bananas I smile, then laugh" - Heather Shirk

"no, no, no,...NO...ahem...I'M Jane" -some monkey or ape from Tarzan

Favourite Outtatown Location: The Ivanhoe or houseboats, its a toss up

Favourite Boy Band: Yiddish folksongs!

Least Favorite Football Team: Minnesota Vikings

Kip or Napolean? Kip is so dreamy

Favourite Hockey Team: Canmore Eagles!

Opinion on Hank and Harvey: Harvey was my faithful steed. Him and his ironclad hooves often left the other horses in his dust (especially Sven). Hank was his faithful friend who stuck with him through rapids, bee-infested grass, and alternate trail choices.

Favourite "d" word: dinosaur!

Poem about Heidi, written by Christ Sones:

Heidi Hoiland, what can we say?

She'll dance, and dance, and dance all day!

When you place a hand upon her shoulder,

an anger will begin to smoulder,

her boyfriend is in a cool band,

so maybe you should shake her hand,

"no, no, no...NO...I'M Jane", she'll say,

then laugh, and laugh, and laugh all day.

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