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INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES

Romans 10:15
And how will anyone go and tell them with out being sent? This is
what the scriptures mean when they say, "how beautiful are the feet
of those who bring the good news!" (NLT)

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Hitch you wagon to a star - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Happiness is not having what you want but wanting what you have
- Rabbi Hyman Judah Schachtel

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He began His ministry by being hungry, yet He is the Bread of Life.
Jesus ended His earthly ministry by being thirsty, yet He is the Living Water.
Jesus was weary, yet He is our rest.
Jesus paid tribute, yet He is the King.
Jesus was accused of having a demon, yet He cast out demons.
Jesus wept, yet He wipes away our tears.
Jesus was sold for thirty pieces of silver, yet He redeemed the world.
Jesus was brought as a lamb to slaughter, yet He is the Good Shepherd.
Jesus died, yet by His death He destroyed the power of death.
Gregory of Nazianzus, A.D. 381

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Jesus Loves The Homeless People On The Drive (Commercial Drive - Vancouver)
(To the tune of "Jesus Loves the Little Children")

Jesus loves the homeless people
All the people on the drive
Ryan, Merick, Irene and Dwayne,
Alan, Joseph, Lionel and Wesley.
Jesus loves the homeless people on the drive.

Peter, Niki, and Janelle picked up garbage on the drive.
Then they bought some stolen goods,
From the guys under the bridge.
Jesus loves the homeless people on the drive.

We took these people out to Mc d’s
Bought them burgers all around
They told us about naming their rats,
And invited us to their dumpster flats
Jesus loves the homeless people on the drive

By: Peter & Janelle

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Not So Inspirational

"Oh!.. it's a happy bean" - George Shillington speaker # 3 (looking at Joel's drawing)

"Blame it on Julia" - Everyone on Site 1

"IDIOT! Gosh"... Napoleon Dynamite

Jeffrey- "Where would we be without diaphragms?"

Katie- "I don't know... Overpopulated."

"I'm more intelligent then I think I am." - Xena

(about 2 bite brownies) "They're good, but I think we can all agree they are more like 12 bites." - Katie 'slow eater' Butz.

"I'm a much better dancer sitting down." - Joanne

"One prolonged snort means 'gather the sows;" - Xena

Dee, to Janelle in regards to Janelle's comment on frigid Halloweens: "You never learned to fit a costume over a snowsuit as a child, did you?"

Jeffrey: "Tim Hortons Iced Caps are way too sweet."

Tabitha: "Jeffrey you way too sweet!"

John Unger: "I went to school in Saskatoon"

Carmen: "Shut Up!!"

John Unger: "I assume that means 'your kidding me'."

" I would like to encourage Jodie. Thanks so much for being our small leader." (meaning small group leader)- Niki

A new group at Evergreen thought we were staff, so Katie says, "Lets role play." Some girl turns and asks us, "Do you know Ken and Rachel Underwood?" Niki smiles and says, "Okay."D

(discussing what women should wear) Joel: There's bikini's walking down the street.
Chad: Ya, in January!
Joel: Ya, and there's women in them.

This isn't University..... It's a freakin' road trip
Joanne

It would look like I hadn't looked....
Tamara

Peter: Did that cat land on it's feet?
Joel (or Geoff): No, not really.
Peter: Well, then it's not a proper cat. Normal
cats always land on their feet.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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